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Wednesday, 25 August 2010

Telling the Truth?

An old rich man of 70 walked into his exclusive men's club with a stunning young lady in her 20's on his arm.
A few of his fellow club members asked him while they were in the toilet, "How did you get something like that?"
"That's my new wife" he replied.
"How did you get her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age."
"Did you tell her you were 50?"
"No I told her I was 95."

H/T Agis

1 comment:

ajdshootist said...

Now thats clever!