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Monday, 2 August 2010

New Clear Piggy Ciggy

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

The totally Gay Free Persia Preacher Command's ever watchful watching watchers spied global hegemonic chicanery ala Great Satan from a kilometer away!

It's true - Cigarettes made with pig blood and new clear droppings!

Busted for sneaking in 20 billion ciggy puffs -'taminated with porcine hemoglobin and irradiated with especial nuke flavoring - Iran has scored a major coup against Great Satan and 6th Generational Warfare

Dang.

Pic "NewClear Menthols Piggy Ciggy" all smoked up with GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD

1 comment:

Doug said...

I've got an idea: what if all of the raw Iranian oil that is sent out to the west for refining gets a few ppm of pig blood added to the final mix before being offered back to the refinery-free Iranian government?

Just sayin'....