The totally Gay Free Persia Preacher Command's ever watchful watching watchers spied global hegemonic chicanery ala Great Satan from a kilometer away!
It's true - Cigarettes made with pig blood and new clear droppings!
Busted for sneaking in 20 billion ciggy puffs -'taminated with porcine hemoglobin and irradiated with especial nuke flavoring - Iran has scored a major coup against Great Satan and 6th Generational Warfare
Dang.
Pic "NewClear Menthols Piggy Ciggy" all smoked up with GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
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I've got an idea: what if all of the raw Iranian oil that is sent out to the west for refining gets a few ppm of pig blood added to the final mix before being offered back to the refinery-free Iranian government?
Just sayin'....
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