If You Can't Beat 'Em, Have a Seat

In spite of all our president's best efforts, it would appear that we are in a depression, not a "downturn." That, my friends, is what you'd call Hell on Earth.

But we're happy here in America, see, because we're learning how much we need to change. I don't mean them. I mean guys like me, bad redneck boys who say bad redneck things. "Change!" our president says. You can be sure I'll do that. But first!

I've got some blogging to do.

Thanks for listening. Enjoy the entertainment. And remember . . . .

Vote!