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Friday, 9 July 2010

History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word.............

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling? Michelangelo 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963

And ... drum roll

The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ...

"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

H/T DML

1 comment:

Lester304 said...

Dec 7th 1941. Here your F* confirmation of a Jap attack.
The USS Ward sunk a Jap mini sub at Pearl Harbor, and no one would believe the Ward's Captain.