Halloween is HERE!................from Rico

Known for their love of lavish parties, $100# steak, heavy drinking, the Worst Family has decided that it would NOT wait for Halloween this year. They agreed to 'preview' their respective costumes now (fancy dress for my civilized friends) before seeing what the Vice-Doofus and wife were going to wear.

When Michelle ma Belle came into the oval office wearing nothing but a pair of thigh-high vinyl go-go boots, the Won, horrified, asked: "What for the love of Allah kind of costume is THAT?"
- He didn't even need a teleprompter.

"I'm going as Puss-and-boots, and don't you EVEN take that tone with ME!" was the huffy reply, accompanied by a very Klingon-like scowl.

When the First Comrade appeared in turn, he was fully nude, whittling on a potato with a Chicago-style switchblade. When ready, he placed the potato on the end of his male organ. "You crazy MoFo! What you be doin?" asked the second-lady (hisself being considered the First Lady after since appearing on "The View").

"I'm going as a dick-tater!" he smugly replied, chin and nose elevated Mussoline-style. "And, let me clarify: Halloween is HERE. Now, and All year!....'cause I can and I sez so!!!"
- He didn't even need a teleprompter.