More on the England Football Team........

1. Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?

Cinderella wanted to get to the ball…………

2. Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

3. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .


4. The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.

5. Poor David Blaine...his record of doing nothing in a box for so long has just been beaten by Wayne Rooney.

H/Ts Pete H & Old Dude