When I was a student, I brought a cute orphan duckling home with me and took care of him. Big mistake. Ducklings have three modes. Eat. Crap. Make loud peeping noises when you as their new mother aren't within two feet of them. In a small apartment while trying to study for the most important test of my life this was impossible and turned out to be cataclysmic.
I dutifully raised the dang thing until I could release it to a local amusement park with a petting zoo.
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When I was a student, I brought a cute orphan duckling home with me and took care of him. Big mistake. Ducklings have three modes. Eat. Crap. Make loud peeping noises when you as their new mother aren't within two feet of them. In a small apartment while trying to study for the most important test of my life this was impossible and turned out to be cataclysmic.
I dutifully raised the dang thing until I could release it to a local amusement park with a petting zoo.
Never again.
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