Mowing the lawn............

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me,

"You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Genuine Draft, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this 'Nosy Bitch' neighbor and then calmly replied,


"I AM And thats why she cuts the grass."

H/T Pete H