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Iraq? Iraq? I know it's on here somewhere.
Arizona? Arizona? I know it's on here somewhere.
Louisiana, hmm, well, maybe all that oil will leak into there & I wont have to worry about cleaning it up. After all, they can use it for something, I imagine.
wheres the Mecca?
mine....all mine
ok, so izreal is...gimme a minit...
So, there are'nt 57 states after all....
Let's see...I'v already shredded the Constitution and now this thing. Dammit! Why can't the staff keep this place supplied with toilet paper?
ah, so the world really IS flat!?!
All he needs now is both hands and a pair of bloodhounds and he might be able to locate his own ass.
Getting ready to take a dump on the Great Seal.
Look! It is 60 states! six oh.I'd been to 57, had one more to go--wasn't allowed in Alaska or Hawaii.57 + 1 + 2 = 60All*ha, I hope they don't ever ask why not Alaska and Hawaii. Especially Hawaii.
Which countries do I want to conquer us?
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Iraq? Iraq? I know it's on here somewhere.
Arizona? Arizona? I know it's on here somewhere.
Louisiana, hmm, well, maybe all that oil will leak into there & I wont have to worry about cleaning it up. After all, they can use it for something, I imagine.
wheres the Mecca?
mine....all mine
ok, so izreal is...
gimme a minit...
So, there are'nt 57 states after all....
Let's see...I'v already shredded the Constitution and now this thing. Dammit! Why can't the staff keep this place supplied with toilet paper?
ah, so the world really IS flat!?!
All he needs now is both hands and a pair of bloodhounds and he might be able to locate his own ass.
Getting ready to take a dump on the Great Seal.
Look! It is 60 states! six oh.
I'd been to 57, had one more to go--wasn't allowed in Alaska or Hawaii.
57 + 1 + 2 = 60
All*ha, I hope they don't ever ask why not Alaska and Hawaii. Especially Hawaii.
Which countries do I want to conquer us?
Post a Comment