Translator...............from Rico

I ran across this handy-dandy "translater" and think it is perfect for understanding and interpreting the often incomprehensible babble and incredibly moronic and unbelievable stuff that spews forth from the TOTUS, the official TOTUS hand-puppet Gibbs, Joe Biden, Pelosi and other Congressional vermin, the MSM (aka Ministry of Truth, aka Pravda on the Potomac).

One rule of thumb is to know that they all mean the exact opposite of what they are saying.

Another is to use this Threat Meter to judge the level of fear measured in the vitriol of their comments.

The best, safest, non-technical way is always this, however: IF THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING, THEY ARE LYING.