Random Thoughts for the Day.........

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

H/T Old Dude