Looks like...

He looks like he was in the outhouse when lightning struck.

When she walks her ass looks like two bulldogs fighting in a gunny sack.

She looks like she swapped legs with a stork and lost some ass in the deal.

He looks like Death with a hangover,

He looks like he was in a hammer fight and everyone had a hammer except him.

He looks like he just refereed a monkey knife fight.

His face looks like it caught fire and someone beat it out with a track shoe.

He looks like a horse in a man costume.

She looks like she was dragged backwards through a knot hole.

His eyes look like two piss holes in a snow bank.

H/T Jesse