Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President…

10) I’m smarter than the last guy
09) With an oval office, I can’t bump into anything
08) Fox News is already on my side
07) I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job
06) I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions
05) I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts
04) I will be the Secretary of Donuts
03) My middle name isn’t Hussein… Anymore
02) My vice president will be Mayor McCheese
01) Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you’re in



H/T DML