Humour: Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef:-

On my flight to New York there must have been an
Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a
sign on the door that said, "Occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light
bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the
Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The
Palestinians"? It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi
Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features
full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the
West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from
Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock
group!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli
police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said.
"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was, 'I'm dying to
get laid!'"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows
himself up, can I have his room?"

H/T Judith