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Sunday, 3 January 2010

Crotch Bomber Update

...According to sources, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a.k.a. the Crotch Bomber, did mange to neuter himself when he attempted to ignite the bomb, which apparently malfunctioned and burned through his crotch...

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4 comments:

Brian said...

Memo to future crotch bombers: You'd better hope that the 72 virgins you're expecting play a mean game of backgammon because you'll have nothing else to do for eternity.

Serr8d said...

This is twice in a row that karma has screwed up these terrorist's (OH, sorry Obama, 'extremists'; we have to bow to your linguistic intent) lives. Nidal Malik Hasan is permanently paralyzed from the chest down; now this bastard is without his little Umar.

Maybe this spiritual Islam - Muhammad-fu isn't working for them anymore.

We should remind these Muslims that their prayers went unanswered, and ours didn't.

juvat said...

Well, on a long term strategic note, at least these two won't reproduce. Wonder if that's the system Janet says is working?

Larry Sheldon said...

Tough way to get a Darwind Award, but hey, what ever turns him on.....







heh. word is "logman"

I don't think so.