Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
H/T RIS
Thursday, 3 December 2009
HAVING CATHOLIC COFFEE
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Four Catholic men and a Jewish woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The Jewish woman says, "Big deal."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'. "The Jewish woman says, "Big deal."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." "The Jewish woman says, "Big deal."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." "The Jewish woman says, "Big deal."
Since the lone Jewish woman had by now infuriated all the Catholic men, the four men give her an angry, "Well what did you expect, Jesus Christ?"
She proudly replies, "Well, one of our boys made it."
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