Pithy Obama jokes -

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?

A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a
carp?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?

A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted
felon?

A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet
and a penitentiary?

A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats
to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the
typical Obama backer?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?

A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin'
African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to
sink, who would be saved?

A: America !!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?

A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?

A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your
eyes closed.

H/T Shelly