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Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Obama Wins World Chess Championship


Booger-Eatin' Stinker, or Chess Champ?

Hungarian grandmaster Judit Polgar noted the world championship is just the latest in a string of triumphs for the American president. She cited his receipt two years ago of the Nobel Peace Prize. That award — for which Obama was nominated just a few weeks into his presidency, and a mere five years after he held the title of state senator in Illinois — was only the first in a series of accolades to come his way.

It was followed several months later when the International Mathematical Union bestowed on Obama the Fields Medal, often referred to as the Nobel Prize of Mathematics. The Fields is supposed to be given to individuals not over 40 years of age. The prize committee decided to waive the requirement, said the IMU's László Lovász, because some members had seen a "60 Minutes" interview in which Obama had done a rough percentage calculation in his head, and were impressed. A. Barton Hinkle

"I may be a skinny little twit, but you have to love me. I'd hate for you to choke on a chess piece, or somethin'. You know what happened to FOX News!"

Everyone's a Winner at Washington Rebel.

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