A Love Story.......

I will seek you and find you.

I shall take you to my bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!


H/T Shelly