Humour..........

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He
immediately dials 999.

Irishman: ''It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've
fooken killed her!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is
actually dead!''

*click* ... *BANG*

Irishman: ''Okay, I've fooken done that. What next?''


H/T J Rix