Essex Jokes.......

Q. Two Essex girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Essex girl?

A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Essex girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during an Essex quiz night?

A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does an Essex girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Essex kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Essex girl?

A. An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Essex ?

A. Father's day
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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Essex ?

A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!

H/T Old Dude