Q. Two Essex girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Essex girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Essex girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during an Essex quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does an Essex girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Essex kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Essex girl?
A. An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Essex ?
A. Father's day
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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Essex ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
H/T Old Dude
Thursday 24 September 2009
Essex Jokes.......
From Theo Spark at 09:28
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An Essex girl in America is asked where in England she comes from?
"Southampton".
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