None of the Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card --
Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get hammered and plot revenge against
the bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking something that I would
probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will tease you about it every chance I get until
you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it
could be until you stop whingeing.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because
you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth.
H/T AJD
Thursday, 13 August 2009
True Friendship Aussie Style...............
From Theo Spark at 07:17
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Friends will be character witnesses at your trial.
Mates will help you burry the body.
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