News.....

Hillary Clinton Threatens to Cut Intelligence Sharing With UK. I wasn't aware that she had any intelligence!!

Bombs killed 8 as mine-proof army trucks sat on tarmac. Another MoD balls up.

Jeremy Clarkson in hot water again after sparking complaints over Polish World War II joke. Clarkypoos in trouble again with this.....



Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sworn in as president of Iran. Nothing good will come of this.


Except a re-run of this: Israeli raid on Osiraq reactor.






US journalists released from North Korea: Bill Clinton did not issue apology. Grovelled more like.

Australians urged to eat camels not cull them. McHumpy and fries.

Hezbollah stockpiles 40,000 rockets near Israel border. They are asking for trouble.

Afghanistan helicopters may get extra armour — after they arrive. Is there a single brain cell in the MoD.

and finally....

Philanderer suffers superglued penis. Another 'Clinton' story!!

Who knew that librarians could be so hot?