Letter to Obama.....

Dear President Obama, et. al.

In order to save some time and effort on the part of the minions that you have encouraged to spy on me, I am writing to turn myself in regarding your official White House request for people to contact you and let you know if they have heard any rumors and ‘casual conversations,’ or seen any e-mails surfacing against your so-called ‘health insurance reform’ bill. http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/

Not only have I seen these things, but I have also forwarded them to everyone in my address book, posted about them on blogs, message boards and Face Book ad nauseam and I have discussed them (out loud!) in public restaurants during dinner parties with my friends and family members. I have exposed the absurdity of your scheme to destroy America over the phone, internet and fax when I corresponded with my duly elected representatives in an effort to let them know my views against this horrific bill so that they can actually REPRESENT me in voting against it. I’ve signed several internet petitions and joined online groups opposing this travesty!

I have actually dared to exercise my FREEDOM of SPEECH, (as guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States the last time I looked), in my frequent writings against this bill to deconstruct my way of life.

I listen to talk radio. Worse yet, I listen to CONSERVATIVE talk radio with the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Congressman J.D. Hayworth. And to top that off, I actually LAUGHED at several jokes that may not have been as politically correct on this issue as you demand, but at least they weren’t directed at innocent Special Olympic kids.

Oh yeah… Barbara Boxer will be smug to hear from you that she was right about us manufactured mob ‘types’… I dress nicely for a member of a mob ~ oh, not as lavishly as Michelle Obama with her $500 tennis shoes that she wears to garden in, but I’m probably a little more presentable than most of the “entitled” thugs in your frenzied mob ~ you know, the poor, disadvantaged and uneducated lazy bums you have inspired to join ACORN to train to be ‘professional’ agitators.

OK ~ I’m guilty as charged! I’m a conservative, pro-life, Jesus loving Christian, blue-eyed, blonde, white woman who owns a gun, belongs to the NRA and is old enough for AARP. English is my only language. I am a patriotic, proven LEGALLY born, tax-paying, hard working used-to-be-before-you-were-elected-and-crashed-the-market ‘rich’ labeled American small business owner who loves my country with no apologies and I don’t bow down to anyone, let alone terrorist dictators. I support the troops, respect my elders (even those over 64), and eat too much apple pie, so there’s plenty of me for the health Czar to shun in public. People know who I am. None of my records are sealed. I’m not afraid and don’t hide my true self behind LIES or a platoon of highly paid attorneys like you do.

I don’t appreciate you screwing over America and I’m going to continue to express my TRANSPARENT opinion against your pompous, radical actions in every which way but loose.

What the HELL are YOU going to do about it?

Sincerely,
Deborah

H/T DML