Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A:A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites.
Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A:The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A:The entire Australian innings.
Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A:Because they can't spell beer.
Nicked from the Sun
Monday, 24 August 2009
Ashes Humour..............
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Real funny, just a few months ago I was reading that about the Pommy team! Tell me, how many Terrorists are you going to release from prison to celebrate the win and will they let you play cricket in England in a few year's time when Sharia law tales over?
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