1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Sunday, 19 July 2009
Sunday Silliness.....
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A clown, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Two cannibals fought over a single victim and decided to share him equally, each starting with a leg.
After a few minutes, one asked the other, "How you doing?"
The other says, "I'm having a ball!"
The first one scolds. "Well, slow down! You're eating too fast!!"
- pupista! (barking mad on the right)
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed the hunter in the jungle?
- pupista! (barking mad on the right)
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