The Sunday Best....

Survival School. Why more Americans are learning to pick locks, bust out of handcuffs, and avoid surveillance. By Sara Behunek

Now we are borrowing Russian helicopters to fight the Taliban. A disgrace.

Israeli warships rehearse for Iran attack in Red Sea. Only a matter of time.

Labour at war over Afghanistan. Labour have always hated the military.

Operation Panther's Claw: how British troops are hunting the Taliban to the end.

EU farm subsidies paid to big business. Subsidies are a joke.

US man uses chainsaw to fight off mountain lion attack.

French workers paid not to blow up factory.

Hamid Karzai says bring Taliban to table. Time he went.

As hostilities escalate in Whitehall, army chiefs confine Gordon Brown to barracks. Send him to the front line and dump him there.

Helicopter fleet to be reduced to save £1.4 billion. WTF!!!

the Clarkypoos bit....

Stop, you’re digging an early grave with that garden trowel.

Mercedes E 500 Sport.

and little Jimmy May...

Old cars are a sign of the times.

and finally...

101 uses for a woman