The Sunday Best....

Licence rebel prosecuted as BBC finally tackles TV fee 'refuseniks'. Last time we ran a poll 86% said licence should go.

All public sector workers should have pay frozen, urges head of government spending watchdog. Except the military. Actually you could get rid of 25% of the public sector tomorrow. It would only improve things.

How Guards hero fell victim to the Taliban's deadly mobile phone spies. So shut down the mobile phone networks.

21st out of 23: Defence Secretary’s Cabinet rank is the lowest in history prompting Armed Forces anger. The Army should remove the government.

Inside a Pakistani school where children are being brainwashed into terrorists. Teach them cricket instead!

Red tape forces cancellation of village fetes. Ignore the red tape and lynch the first asshole who turns up to enforce it. Labour hates the countryside and it's values.

Troops' lives 'at risk through vehicle delays'. Sack those responsible for the delays.

Lack of helicopters in Helmand costing lives of British troops. Brown must be charged with 'corporate manslaughter' for his criminal neglect of our forces.

Honduras coup: exiled president to return as supporters march on airport. A plane load of left wing nut jobs!!!!

Pirates 'smuggling al-Qaeda fighters' into Somalia. A spot of swine flu will soon fix that.

Whitehall lines up ‘doomsday’ cutbacks. And not a single civil servant will go whereas in reality we could do without nearly all of them.

Taliban war pushes tanks into storage. Expect the cavalry to be hit in the defence cuts.

US 'may freeze North Korea bank accounts'. Why the f**k weren't these seized years ago.

British Islamists plot against Pakistan. Round them up and boot them out.

Saudis give nod to Israeli raid on Iran. It's going to happen.

America's quick response to roadside bombs outstrips British action. Send the politicians and civil servants to fight the war.

the Clarkypoos Bit.......

After three brushes with death in planes I want a parachute.

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