"Pick your favourite . . . "

Australian Inflight Safety Announcement overheard on a recent flight Down Under:

“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.”

For more incredibly-unbelievable-but-true Inflight Safety Announcements from Down Under, go to: STORMBRINGER