Obama Shopping..........

Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls
in a local pub: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the President of the United States . Now how
much will it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was '$100.'

He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my
skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing
of yours as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the
price of gas, make me hotter than it is in my apartment and screw me the way
you have the next two generations of Americans, then it isn't going to cost
you a damn cent!'

H/T Shelly