News.........

Defensive errors. Why the Mod will never be held to account for their constant failures.

BBC chiefs 'rack up biggest pensions ever seen in public sector'. Another reason to scrap the licence fee.

Umpire, 72, killed as cricketer's throw hits him on the head. A tragic accident. Let's hope the Heath and Safety nazis don't insist on umpires wearing helmets.

Police spending half their time away from front line as paperwork increases. Only half!!

Russia hints it could block nuclear arms deal with US President Barack Obama. Expect some unilateral nuke disarmament from Obama.

Recession may get worse, Gordon Brown warns world leaders. Reality dawns.

140 people killed as China protest suppressed. We should buy more from India which is a democracy.

Iran clerics declare election invalid and condemn crackdown. Just when the Mullahs thought they had crushed to opposition.

'Dodd Continues To Mislead People About the Value of His Irish Property'

Health and safety fears are making Britain a safe place for extremely stupid people. Common sense is long gone. I blame two-bit legal shysters who have made 'accidents' and compensation big business.

UK concedes new Basra death probe. Bulls**t. More lawyers in need of a slap.


and finally.....

Duty Officer Explains Job Is Rigourous.

Australia probes navy 'sex game'.