Monday Humour.....

Sex therapist claimed that the most effective way to arouse your man
is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bollocks!!


They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are
right. After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive!


A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field full of vibrators;
unfortunately he now has a problem with Squatters.


A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe
the symptoms to me"
"Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird
with big blue hair!!"


I failed my Shakespeare audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding
over a stage direction.
In my script it clearly said, "Enter Juliette from the rear."

H/T AJD