Military Warnings....

“Aim towards the Enemy.”
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”
- U.S. Army

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.”
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”
- Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.”
- Infantry Journal

“Tracers work both ways.”
- U.S. Army Ordnance

“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.”
- Joe Gay

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.”
- Unknown Army Recruit

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.”
- Your Buddies

(And lastly) “If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.”
– U.S.A. Ammo

H/T DML