Maxine on Aging........

Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.

Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down....
are the ones who got you mad in the first place..

Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them.
Personally, I think if you can hear them whining you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow!

When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts 'em down pretty quick.

I think I have reached my sexpiration date!

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you??

Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree
in the living room and eat candy out of your socks.

I've still got "it", but NOBODY wants to see it!

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker!

As far as I'm concerned, the perfect bra is a sweatshirt.

If you're not supposed to stick Q-tips in your ears, what the hell are they for?

I think I must be wearing a "wonder where they went" bra.

Actually, you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years.
Assuming you can stand the sight of of people your age naked.

Tried on a thong yesterday. I'm still trying to dig it out.

My sex life isn't dead, but the buzzards are circling.

Don't think of it as hot flashes, think of it as your inner child playing with matches!

H/T Don E