There are 10 very important men in a woman's life:

Her doctor, who says: “Take your clothes off.”

Her dentist, who says: “Open wide.”

Her veterinarian, who says: “And how is your little pussy doing today?”

Her gardener, who says: “Do you want me to mulch your bush?”

Her hairdresser, who says: “Do you want it teased or blown?”

Her interior decorator, who says: “You’ll like it once it’s in.”

Her hunter, who goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.

Her chippy, who says: “It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering.”

Her milkman, who says: “Do you want it in front or in back?”

Her banker, who says: “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”

H/T DML