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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Politically Incorrect News......

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'.

Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

H/T James M

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bugger me Theo, un-PC, dare I even say racist, humour. It reminds me of the Comedians and the Benny Hill shows of the 1970's before we all went collectively insane.