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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

The PEOPLE'S car cometh...............from Rico

There are, I suppose, dinosaurs like me who still consider the GTO and cars from that era as "real" cars.
- I won't launch into what happened to global chrome exports from Rhodesia once it became Marxist Zimbabwe here.

Otherwise, only someone who has been huffing the Obama glue could confuse one of the attached with anything resembling a car.
- For my money Tata motors of India already has one of these beat hands-down.

Under Obameinfuhrer everybody should expect to see the People's Car unveiled soon...produced in colors nobody wants, with fewer features, at a higher cost (gotta make up for all those bailout-cum-bankruptcy costs) and with a warranty backed by the USPS!
- Let's hear it for GM=Government Motors.

Oh, and somehow overlooked in all the media fawning and hype...all of the common stock holders of GM have been completely wiped-out.

I'm at a loss here. Which one do you think works best here?
- For the common good.
- It's only fair.
- We're all in this together.
- We're all socialists now.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least twice I've heard the messiah claim that the new GM will produce, "Cars that people want to buy." Both times I couldn't help smiling. People want to buy Corvettes, Vipers, big rumbling V8 luxury sedans, SUV's etc.

People will only want to buy the cheap, small, and slow cars GM will henceforth offer because of impoverishment and legislation imposed by the messiah.

Meanwhile, only the messiah himself will be in a position to continue running a fleet of top of the range SUV's and limos.

Anonymous said...

Long live the people of the Soviet States of America and solidarity with them in their struggle against reactionary capitalist elements.

Ed Miller said...

I vote for the goat!

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"Bray, little donkeys! The carrot is an illusion!"
William E. Miller (pupista!) (aka Mullah Medulla Oblongata)
"Oh great Obama, I fart in your general direction!"