News.........

Obama: Where have all his records gone? Who knows! Bet the never turn up.

Anyone but Bercow: Both parties plot to install Margaret Beckett as new Speaker. Replacing one socialist stooge with another. The Tories are bloody fools who are being played.

British passports to be given to a record 220,000 migrants this year. WTF!!! Raise the drawbridge.

Harrier jets could be scrapped in RAF spending cuts. Oh crap. They are one of the best things we have got.

'Don't bail out BA if it goes bust' Richard Branson urges Government. I agree.

Mousavi urges more protests as Iran’s hardline leadership arrests opposition member’s family. The west must find away of helping get rid of the Mullahs.

Zimbabwe PM Morgan Tsvangirai struggles to raise funds on world tour. Help will not come while Mugabe lives.

Barack Obama: US prepared for North Korea threats. Not with Obama in charge.

Iran and Britain in diplomatic stand-off as protest death toll rises. And we have Boy Blunder in charge at the FO.

and finally.....

The real identity of the Stig is.....