News.....

English Channel Swim on D-Day. Wish them luck.

Obama's Coming from Double Tapper

What, no Condiments? from Mitchieville.

PM fights to survive: Reshuffle paralysed by ministers refusing to budge as rebels plot cyber-coup. Cornered rats.

Disgraceful: BBC is lashed by MPs for trying to keep the huge pay packets of its radio stars a secret. They forget who pays their wages.

BT to roll-out 'super-fast' broadband to all 5million customers at no extra cost. About time.

UK leads Europe on food price rises: Shopping bills up 8% while elsewhere they're falling. You have only got to look a supermarket profits to know why.

Glad to be back home... but why did minister Bob Ainsworth break his promise and not greet RAF heroes returning from Iraq after 18 YEARS? Because is is a jerk.

Osama bin Laden tape overshadows Barack Obama's attempts to engage Middle East. Isn't he dead yet!

CIA 'plot to kill Hugo Chavez'. He is deranged.

Children should be taught Christian values, says new Archbishop. No s**t.

Jacob Zuma promises 500,000 jobs as recession hits South Africa. Only by expanding the state sector.

Pictured: Royal Navy defeats pirates armed with grenades. Should have blown them out of the water.

Mess hall diets play a key role in the War on Terror in Afghanistan. They deserve to eat well.

and finally....

Name that Tractor at Maggie's Farm (NSFWish)

10-Minute Leadership Course. at Jules Crittenden's.