News....

Poll: Most oppose closing Gitmo. No s**t.

Cemetery squirrels nuts about U.S. flags. Patriots!!

Gorged and Dangerous from Washington Rebel.

Breaking Auto News! from Three Beers Later

The Biggest Mystery in American History. The Decline in Education.

Rats desert sinking ship: Shamed Jacqui Smith leads ministers scrambling for the exit. Brown is finished.

Victory! Prince Charles demands - and gets - a D-Day invitation from the French. A bit bloody late!

Government's £285m Mortgage Rescue Scheme helps just TWO families. More failure.

British troops kill Taliban bomb mastermind. Nice one.

600ft jellyfish crop circle found in Oxfordshire field. That took some doing.

This D-Day fiasco was made at No 10. Send Brown to the Tower.

Taliban targeting vulnerable vehicle as another two killed. As predicted when it was first announced.







China begins internet 'blackout' ahead of Tiananmen anniversary. Won't work.

US to sell 'bunker buster' bombs to South Korea. Now find the right bunker!

Pakistan to release 'terrorist' linked to Mumbai attacks. Any space at Gitmo?

Hot dog diplomacy: US woos Iranian diplomats with July 4 barbecues. What are hot dogs made from!!!!

Final British mission in Iraq in disarray without training pact. Blame the government not the troops.

Kim Jong Il formally names youngest son as successor. A bit of sibling rivalry is needed.

Britain sold weapons to help Sri Lankan army defeat Tamil Tigers. Good. Can't have people buying French crap.