News.....

The End of the Affair. PJ O'Rourke on GM.

Journalists who don't kiss Obama's feet. Some can see right through him.

Two pharmacy robberies, two different outcomes. The difference between Texas and Oklahoma.

The vultures circle Brown: I'll fight on, vows PM as backbenchers plan to get rid of him. We must have an election before he does anymore damage. He should be certified.

Mandelson accused of Vauxhall 'stitch-up' amid fears that car jobs could be lost to Russia. Vauxhall will go the same way as Rover.

Last survivor of the Titanic dies aged 97. At least she had a long life.

MPs' expenses: Alistair Darling billed us for two homes at the same time. Jail the crook.

More British troops needed in Afghanistan 'to safeguard reputation with US'. More British troops needed period!

Troops' lives being put at risk after MoD cuts five new equipment programmes. The MoD are our troops biggest enemy. Both they and the government need to go.

D-Day veterans to sound last post on Normandy beaches. Pity Her Majesty won't be there with them. She should hold a party for all the D-Day veterans.

Battle of Britain hero Sir Douglas Bader honoured with blue plaque. About time.

North Korea 'preparing to fire long-range missile'. Now they are taking the piss!

Blondes march in Latvia 'to cheer-up nation'.
















Barack Obama extends hand of friendship to Muslim world. It might get cut off.

Robert Mugabe's thugs chanted: 'We will eat your children'. Still think the military option is the only one that will work.