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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Married Life..........

Guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

H/T DML

1 comment:

duke said...

Say "Moooow"....."Naaaaaaaaaaaw".