Guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
H/T DML
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
Married Life..........
From Theo Spark at 18:03
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Say "Moooow"....."Naaaaaaaaaaaw".
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