Light News.....

New Speaker is Tory hated by his party, tainted by expenses furore... and facing plot to unseat him. That's because he is a disloyal little sh*t.

Review could wipe millions of convictions from police national computer to 'give minor criminals a second chance'. It's one way to buy votes at the next election.

Iran bans prayers for 'Angel of Freedom' Neda Agha Soltan. She may just the martyr that matters.

Wind farms could supply planet's power. Bulls**t.

Black Watch troops launch major Afghanistan assault. Good mission. Pity they had to borrow US choppers to do it. Defence cuts are wrecking our capabilities.