Friday Golf Tip........and caddies.

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Totty courtesy of In8 Photography.




Jesus, Moses and an old bearded man are golfing. Jesus tees up, hits his drive straight towards the hole only to find it bouncing toward the lone water hazard on the course. It flies to the water, stops and hovers just above the pond. Jesus approaches the pond, walks to its middle, and hits the hovering ball to within inches of the cup.
Moses steps up to the tee, finds his drive approaching the same water hazard. He raises his club, the pond waters part way and the ball comes to rest just short of the cup.
The older man hits a poor drive, it screams onto a nearby road, ricochets off a truck and hits the water. A frog intercepts it, only to be picked up by a passing eagle. Frog and eagle are lifted skyward, only to be dropped by the eagle to within inches of the cup. In his scramble to get away, the frog hits the ball, knocking it into the cup for a perfect hole in one.
Moses looks at Jesus and says "Boy, I hate golfing with your Dad "

H/T AJD