1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the US?”
10. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. If the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
H/T DML
Tuesday, 2 June 2009
The economy is so bad-that you have to laugh at it
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"9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans."
I have proof;
Federal Inland Security Company
Consignment Collection Point
Boulevard des Army,
country Abuja Nigeria.
Tel:+234 7039 549898
EMAIL: (federalinlandunit1@live.com)
DEAR BENEFICIARY,
Compliment of the season to you. I would like to introduce
myself to you. I am Mr Sir Akin Thomas the contact person to
the above security company. Sometime Ago a consignment was
deposited in your Email address with our security company,
hoping that one day you would come forward to collect your
consignment but for a very Long time now no one has
presented him or herself to collect this consignment.
According to the policy of this security
company, any consignment that has spent the maximum time
would be subject to Scan to ensure that any item deposited
in it is not damaged. .....
your consignment was filled
with cash ($120,000.00 USD) .........
Inland Security Company before I can guide you on The day to
expect this consignment from Our Delivery Agent Parcel
Express Company.
I hope to hear from you soon,
Regards,
HEAD OFFICER
Sir Akin Thomas
+234 7039 549898
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