Ths Sunday Best.....

The Speaker's scapegoat: Official who signed off MPs' expenses didn't even have accountancy qualification. The Speaker must go.

Dissolve this rotten Parliament before it corrupts public life altogether. Sack the lot and start afresh. Use the military to remove them if necessary.

13 days, 2 hours and 50 minutes ... now that IS a marathon: Soldier who lost use of legs in Iraq finishes London race. A true hero.

Breathtaking account of one of Second World War's most dangerous jobs.... gunner on a Lancaster bomber. Amazing.

Brown the most unpopular PM since polling began - and half want him to quit now. The other 50% want to string him up.

Revealed: The secret report that shows how the Nazis planned a Fourth Reich ...in the EU. The EU isn't much different.

Helmand commanders prepare for a summer of violence as four dead soldiers named. We must stop fighting a 'media friendly' war.

Barack Obama's rich supporters fear his tax plans show he's a class warrior. The penny drops. Bit bloody late now.

Dmitry Medvedev at Moscow missile parade: 'Russia will teach aggressors a lesson'. He knows their is a wimp in the White House. This century is shaping up to be potentially the bloodiest ever. There is trouble brewing all over the shop.

Brown set for election wipeout. Who will put him out of his misery.

Hawaii Lawmakers Pass Bill to Create 'Islam Day'. WTF!!!

Sikh policemen to get bulletproof turbans so they can join firearms units. (H/T Camaron)

the Clarkypoos bit....


Change fast, before we all gag on the fabric of British life.

Citroën C3 Picasso 1.6HDi 110 Exclusive.

and little Jimmy May.....

All things to all men (and women and vicars)



and finally...

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis. (H/T Filippo)