The Sunday Best......

'Bullets zipped by as I jumped. I hit the ground 6 seconds later and came under intense fire..' Actor Richard Todd revisits Pegasus Bridge.

Gibraltar ambush: Spain grabs miles of British waters to carry out 'environmental protection'. Better dust off HMS Victory.

Move to topple Gordon Brown if UKIP beat Labour in Euro poll. If they don't he will still be gone before the end of the summer.

Young clergy face life on the dole after Church of England loses £1.3billion. The Church is in a bloody mess.

Banned US shock jock Michael Savage sues Jacqui Smith for putting him on 'least-wanted list'. Take her down.

Plague of hairy caterpillars which cause rashes, headaches and breathing problems invades Britain. More 'illegal' immigrants.

I’m first in the pecking order round here, deer! Angry swan sees off young fawn. Great pics.

Sarko, By the Grace of God. Jumped up little s**t.

Taliban recruits teenage suicide bombers for revenge attacks. Time to send in the swine flu.

US defence secretary Robert Gates warns North Korea. We have been 'warning' North Korea for over half a century and a fat lot of good it has done.

Likely Hizbollah electoral victory in Lebanon raises prospect of new tensions with Israel. There will be a war.

MPs' expenses: At least Ann Winterton stood up for our troops in Iraq. About the only MP who did.

Gordon Brown wants Ed Balls as chancellor. His little 'chum'.












Spy-jet cuts put troops lives at risk. Axe the MoD not equipment.

Royals get 150 extra guards to end overstretch. Good they need it. Cabinet members don't.

Facebook Pakistanis unite against terror. Facebook has a use!!

Sarkozy hijacks Longest Day. Just remember that Sarkozy's father was Hungarian and they were on Germany's side in the war.

‘Top Gun’ takes on Taliban upside down. Pity it isn't on You Tube.

EXCLUSIVE: Career lawyers overruled on voting case. The Black Panthers have friends in high places.

Love-struck little man acting out... he is so ronery!!

the Clarkypoos bit.....

Letting beavers loose in Scotland is dam foolery.

Vauxhall VXR8 Bathurst S.

and little Jimmy May

Time to change your commute.