The Sunday Best....

Argos monitoring systems must be burned at the stake. Wot!! No global wsrming.

Dick Cheney: Washington trembles at the return of 'Darth Vader'. A good piece considering it's in the Grauniad.

18 Delicious Rodents - How to Cook Rodents - Rodents as a Food Source. Yum yum!!!!

Cameron orders 'thieving toad' aide to resign... and pressure mounts for Andrew MacKay's MP wife to quit too. Many more heads are going to roll.

It's a fair copter! Millionaire businessman pursues thief for 2 hours ... from his helicopter. It all happens in Norfolk.

Navy warships dispatched as Spain invades seas around Gibraltar. A bit of Spanish 'nationalism' to take the people's mind off their ruined economy.

Now drinkers must wait in 'post office-style' queues at their local pub. Oh for f**ks sake.

Returned after 64 years... the harrowing Stalag scrapbook of a British prisoner of war. A great story.

'Bully' MP threatens to sue student who criticised him over Gurkhas in note hand-delivered to home. Soon to be ex-MP.

Officials abscent from benefits tribunals. Sack the lazy sods.

Graduates told to work in call centres. It's about all many of them are 'qualified' to do.

Man shoves would-be suicide jumper off bridge for holding up traffic. So much for talking him down.

Journalist Roxana Saberi arrives in US after four months in Iranian jail. She is lucky to be out.

Top US official warns that war in Afghanistan strengthens Taliban in Pakistan. Let's hope Pakistan continues it's military attacks on the Taleban.

Climate Change Act: Now the world faces its biggest ever bill. A total waste of time and money.

325 MPs to be swept away at next election. Probably a few more than that.

Super-destroyer to guard 2012 Games. That's assuming they are finished in time. I wouldn't bet on it.

Nato blinded by UK cold war traitor. He should have been hanged.

Battle for a Taliban town of terror. We must win.

Concern mounts over US Predator covert killings. There should be more of them.

the Clarkypoos bit.....

I’ll be right there, Sir Ranulph – must conquer the sofa first.

Audi Q7 V12 TDI quattro

and little Jimmy May

Why are we still using the internal combustion engine?