Oh dear.....

'The computer's swallowed Grandpa!
Yes, honestly, it's true
He pressed 'Control' and 'Enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured him completely
The thought just makes me squirm
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm
I've searched through the Recycle Bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find
I tried Asking Jeeves
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'on line'
So if inside your Inbox
My Grandpa you should see
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' him
And send him back to me'

H/T DML